MASSIVE WHINERS WHO CAN'T HANDLE JOKES ON FORUMS

[BOOYA]

I think we should label whiners who can't handle laughing at stupid troll posts. I think for instance Fucktard would be an appropriate title. Maybe have it flash in red.

I think humorless morons who need to have their hand held over reading words on the Internet, and going ballastic on the defense of their beloved game, seriously need to get a laugh-check up. I mean seriously if you guys can't laugh or realise what troll posts are or about, you guys need to take your pills again.

Guys if I really wanted to fuck around I would come on here with dynamically changing ip addresses and post another troll opinion under different names. But I ain't gonna do that, cuz right now I'm just having some lighthearted fun. For those of you who respond to these, you're the idiots. Why? Because us 'trolls' are simply getting a laugh at how worked up you all get over a nonsense post. You want to really get away or discourage trolls? Its simple. Don't feed us. Ignore us. You see their name, PASS OVER THE POST. YOU CAN DO IT. I KNOW YOU CAN. Jackasses, I am simply doing this to pass the time at work. All you're doing is making me crack up. IGNORE TROLLS or be retarded and answer. Or have some fun (gasp!) and post something funny showing how stupid the post really is. Damn.

Anyways.

[matty]

I think trolls who try to be funny (but fail) should have to reveal their ingame names.

[BOOYA]

Sorry I forgot to include a tissue for you, Matty

[Micro1394]

Lots of fragments in that post.

[NasyVealisanoob]

I think trolls who get their rocks off being annoying ass douche bags on forums need to get a fucking life and maybe get laid or something. That or buy a puppy so something besides a bunch of random people on the internet will give them the attention they crave.

[ShockSN]

was anyone else too lazy to read all of that?

[BloodT0ken]

was anyone else too lazy to read all of that?

*raises hand*

[CrazyBasta]

was anyone else too lazy to read all of that?

*raises hand*

[ReapersFist]

was anyone else too lazy to read all of that?

here

[DrJoker]

was anyone else too lazy to read all of that?

*raises hand*

[ImStupid]

was anyone else too lazy to read all of that?

*raises hand*

[nadir]

I started to and then my eyes started rolling back into my head. :-\

[wu]

Sorry I forgot to include a tissue for you, Matty


That's what he's talking about failure... you try to be funny and you just aren't, and since we don't know who the fuck you are in PS, and we are all players in PS, you are just another mouth breathing 10-year old online.

[BOOYA]

Sorry wu, I don't speak noob.* ::) ::)

Oh sorry, I forgot...here's your tissue too. I didn't want you to feel left out.

By the way, wu-ster--- why the hell do you even post anything? Your posts are boring as crap and you're real good at jumping on the bandwagon of most posts or give non-commital, safe opinions where you know the majority won't get offended. Way to go, wu. You spout some crap about me posting, to me your posts are as if a ghost was posting because your's are so easily forgotten.

[JinLee]

I think we should label whiners who can't handle laughing at stupid troll posts. I think for instance Fucktard would be an appropriate title. Maybe have it flash in red.

I think humorless morons who need to have their hand held over reading words on the Internet, and going ballastic on the defense of their beloved game, seriously need to get a laugh-check up. I mean seriously if you guys can't laugh or realise what troll posts are or about, you guys need to take your pills again.

Guys if I really wanted to fuck around I would come on here with dynamically changing ip addresses and post another troll opinion under different names. But I ain't gonna do that, cuz right now I'm just having some lighthearted fun. For those of you who respond to these, you're the idiots. Why? Because us 'trolls' are simply getting a laugh at how worked up you all get over a nonsense post. You want to really get away or discourage trolls? Its simple. Don't feed us. Ignore us. You see their name, PASS OVER THE POST. YOU CAN DO IT. I KNOW YOU CAN. Jackasses, I am simply doing this to pass the time at work. All you're doing is making me crack up. IGNORE TROLLS or be retarded and answer. Or have some fun (gasp!) and post something funny showing how stupid the post really is. Damn.

Anyways.



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[XXPX1]

was anyone else too lazy to read all of that?

Ya and it seemed although he is the one complaining :P

[wu]

Sorry wu, I don't speak noob. ::) ::)

Oh sorry, I forgot...here's your tissue too. I didn't want you to feel left out.

By the way, wu-ster--- why the hell do you even post anything? Your posts are boring as crap and you're real good at jumping on the bandwagon of most posts or give non-commital, safe opinions where you know the majority won't get offended. Way to go, wu. You spout some crap about me posting, to me your posts are as if a ghost was posting because your's are so easily forgotten.




Did you just give an outline of what you feel my posting style is from reading my posts then end by saying my posts are ghost-like and easily forgotten?

I'm just checkin' because right now you are failing again at being a forum ranter and troll.

If you want we could get into it... but I don't think you have the balls to reveal who you are.

What did you think would happen when you made an anon account on the Markov forums and started trolling? Did you think people would be all "LOL OMG THIS GUY IS FUNEE"? Because I don't understand your shock and amazement over the fact that people actually think you're a fucking loser (failure).

[BOOYA]

Well Wu, m a y b e i f I t y p e slowwwwww, y o u will u n d e r s t a n d.

I have already said that I do it for MY amusement. Whether you get any is of no concern to me, retard. I was giving you retards that respond ADVICE on how to handle troll posts. IGNORE THEM. You're not only FEEDING me, you are giving me exactly what I'm looking for, A GOOD LAUGH AT HOW YOU DIPSTICKS respond over bullshit.

Once again, Einstein, you lose. Thanks for the laugh. Keep posting, PLEASE. Like I've never seen your argument before hundreds of times since 1998. You fed the troll. Getting fired up over nonsense words on the internet=you lose, I win=good laugh. Thank you.

PS: Had you noticed that I had stopped posting for a while? I wasn't being fed. Now that you gave me lunch, give me dinner so I can create another troll post for fun. If I starve, I won't.

[wu]

You're really bad at this dude, It's not like I lose by 'feeding' you because I enjoy watching you fail at trolling. Real trolls don't reveal themselves as trolls (true). You lasted... what... a few days? Now you try and play that shit off like 'oh well I'm just your standard forum troll and you guys are playing into my hands!!!!11'.

No dude, you failed. Real trolls stir shit up and do it with subtle grace, you're just walking into a room with an IM A TROL AND IF U TALK TO ME U FAIL sign.


Well Wu, m a y b e i f I t y p e slowwwwww, y o u will u n d e r s t a n d.

Once again, Einstein, you lose. Thanks for the laugh. Keep posting, PLEASE. Like I've never seen your argument before hundreds of times since 1998. You fed the troll. Getting fired up over nonsense words on the internet=you lose, I win=good laugh. Thank you.



Tell me how me responding to you is any different than you responding to me. So... if I was trolling YOU (which I am) and I keep getting you to respond, OMG I WIN HAHAHAHAHA. This is the retarded game I have been playing on the web since AOL message boards in about 1992 (since we are throwing out dates). The net has seen millions of me, millions of YOU. And guess what... we both lose on that front, neither of us is original, nor 'winning' anything.

I'm the only non-anonymous entity in this argument, heck my picture is in the 'faces' thread. So at least I'm trolling you with balls, you however, are just going to come back with some response about how I yet again fell into your clever trap. YET WE ARE BOTH DOING THE SAME THING! ROOFLESKATES!~

I look forward to your winning response FRIEND TROLLER!

[zethdurron]

Well Wu, m a y b e i f I t y p e slowwwwww, y o u will u n d e r s t a n d.

I have already said that I do it for MY amusement. Whether you get any is of no concern to me, retard. I was giving you retards that respond ADVICE on how to handle troll posts. IGNORE THEM. You're not only FEEDING me, you are giving me exactly what I'm looking for, A GOOD LAUGH AT HOW YOU DIPSTICKS respond over bullshit.

Once again, Einstein, you lose. Thanks for the laugh. Keep posting, PLEASE. Like I've never seen your argument before hundreds of times since 1998. You fed the troll. Getting fired up over nonsense words on the internet=you lose, I win=good laugh. Thank you.

PS: Had you noticed that I had stopped posting for a while? I wasn't being fed. Now that you gave me lunch, give me dinner so I can create another troll post for fun. If I starve, I won't.




BOOYA did you mommy not love you enough or your daddy touch you or something? You get kicks from the oddest places. It is fine that your boyfriend has to choke you so you can get off . . . but I don't understand the whole trolling thing.

[BOOYA]

You're really bad at this dude, It's not like I lose by 'feeding' you because I enjoy watching you fail at trolling. Real trolls don't reveal themselves as trolls (true). You lasted... what... a few days? Now you try and play that shit off like 'oh well I'm just your standard forum troll and you guys are playing into my hands!!!!11'.

No dude, you failed. Real trolls stir shit up and do it with subtle grace, you're just walking into a room with an IM A TROL AND IF U TALK TO ME U FAIL sign.


Well Wu, m a y b e i f I t y p e slowwwwww, y o u will u n d e r s t a n d.

Once again, Einstein, you lose. Thanks for the laugh. Keep posting, PLEASE. Like I've never seen your argument before hundreds of times since 1998. You fed the troll. Getting fired up over nonsense words on the internet=you lose, I win=good laugh. Thank you.



Tell me how me responding to you is any different than you responding to me. So... if I was trolling YOU (which I am) and I keep getting you to respond, OMG I WIN HAHAHAHAHA. This is the retarded game I have been playing on the web since AOL message boards in about 1992 (since we are throwing out dates). The net has seen millions of me, millions of YOU. And guess what... we both lose on that front, neither of us is original, nor 'winning' anything.

I'm the only non-anonymous entity in this argument, heck my picture is in the 'faces' thread. So at least I'm trolling you with balls, you however, are just going to come back with some response about how I yet again fell into your clever trap. YET WE ARE BOTH DOING THE SAME THING! ROOFLESKATES!~

I look forward to your winning response FRIEND TROLLER!


Wu-Monger, again thanks for responding. Thanks for the laugh! And being that you claim your a troll expert, you would or should know that you can't reason with a troll. And if you say there have been millions, how come you keep posting? You would know not to feed us.

Answer me this wu-monger--- why do trolls post? What do we get out of it? Think hard. Oh that's right, a laugh at the tards who respond. And guess what WU, the +1 Trollslayer, is doing...Yeah you're right WU, you're not following into "trap".

GAME SET MATCH. I call game at the 7:14 PST March 13 mark. Nothing else you say matters.

[HeliosRed]

I SAW A TROLL IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT ONCE AND HE STABBED MY PANCREAS SO I WAS INSPIRED AND STABBED MY BROTHER AND HE DROPPED A BLUE SHIELD IT WAS NEAT.

[ZaiTh]

http://www.viperalley.com/gallery/data/502/109argue.jpg

[TurboS8N]

I think we should label whiners who can't handle laughing at stupid troll posts. I think for instance Fucktard would be an appropriate title. Maybe have it flash in red.

I think humorless morons who need to have their hand held over reading words on the Internet, and going ballastic on the defense of their beloved game, seriously need to get a laugh-check up. I mean seriously if you guys can't laugh or realise what troll posts are or about, you guys need to take your pills again.

Guys if I really wanted to fuck around I would come on here with dynamically changing ip addresses and post another troll opinion under different names. But I ain't gonna do that, cuz right now I'm just having some lighthearted fun. For those of you who respond to these, you're the idiots. Why? Because us 'trolls' are simply getting a laugh at how worked up you all get over a nonsense post. You want to really get away or discourage trolls? Its simple. Don't feed us. Ignore us. You see their name, PASS OVER THE POST. YOU CAN DO IT. I KNOW YOU CAN. Jackasses, I am simply doing this to pass the time at work. All you're doing is making me crack up. IGNORE TROLLS or be retarded and answer. Or have some fun (gasp!) and post something funny showing how stupid the post really is. Damn.

Anyways.
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[wu]

Wu-Monger, again thanks for responding. Thanks for the laugh! And being that you claim your a troll expert, you would or should know that you can't reason with a troll. And if you say there have been millions, how come you keep posting? You would know not to feed us.

Answer me this wu-monger--- why do trolls post? What do we get out of it? Think hard. Oh that's right, a laugh at the tards who respond. And guess what WU, the +1 Trollslayer, is doing...Yeah you're right WU, you're not following into "trap".

GAME SET MATCH. I call game at the 7:14 PST March 13 mark. Nothing else you say matters.



Uh
- It's fucking MAY you tard
- You can't call yourself a winner when all we are doing is playing 'who can post last'
- Did you just ask me a question then answer it yourself?
- It's no trap if I'm doing it for fun too

Tell you what, you win at trolling, your skills are paramount fine sir. I was chilling out on the Internet one day and saw you post and you drew me right into your clever trap. I would never have posted anything on the Markov forums if it weren't for you. If it weren't for you, my post count would be - 5 and I would have been arguing with someone else on the net for 10 minutes. You truely, have had a profound impact on my life.

So you can keep saying you are 'winning' because I'm doing what I do every day. Type on the web to morons and the occasional friend. At least I'm not going around claiming I am some sort of fucking novelty.

Long-time listener, first time caller, love you, love your show

[BOOYA]

Oh hey Wu-monger, I just want to understand your point on Trolling again and how you're above that. The best part is when one dude even calls you literally on the trolling. You see Wu, hypocrisy is funny. You in this forum post...
1. Proved how ambidextrous you are by patting yourself on the back with both of your hands with your ridiculous posts on how you were the first one to repair taken bases. Do you suck your own dick at home too?* :o
2. Making accusations on the TA with jackshit for credibility assumptions of them.
3. Get personal with people on there that are known good leaders because they have the nerve to respond to your ridiculous self-serving posts and bullshit assumptions.

http://www.markovforums.com/SMF/index.php?topic=655.0

Thanks again for the laugh. I have to kind of think it's my fault in a way, as usually your posts are usually so bland. Glad to see your above this kind of thing though.* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[wu]

Oh hey Wu-monger, I just want to understand your point on Trolling again and how you're above that

I don't see where I said that. My gripe with you is that you are anonymous (ie: coward)

1. Proved how ambidextrous you are by patting yourself on the back with both of your hands with your ridiculous posts on how you were the first one to repair taken bases. Do you suck your own dick at home too?

Do I suck my own dick? Is that supposed to be witty?

3. Get personal with people on there that are known good leaders because they have the nerve to respond to your ridiculous self-serving posts and bullshit assumptions.

Aw, was I mean to a girlfriend of yours? And I wasn't the first to get personal at all, I was attacking ideas and arguments then people started attacking me.

Thanks again for the laugh. I have to kind of think it's my fault in a way, as usually your posts are usually so bland. Glad to see your above this kind of thing though.

any time nub, and like I said earlier, I have been trolling and arguing on the net since probably before mommy let you use her computer, but I never do it anonymously coward

[BOOYA]

Oh and here is your literal quote from that link too which I loved...

Regardless of what is said here, the only person that is effected inside PS 'the game' is the dude that takes it personally and refuses to repair my DC max or TKs me on purpose because he can't take the heat. I'm certainly not going to be the one to do that because I play to win regardless of what is said on whatever forum.

Well Wu-cher, exactly my point. Why didn't you take your own advice and not get so worked up over some bullshit on a forum. Please feel free to twist again...

POW

[Morriack]

I think we should label whiners who can't handle laughing at stupid troll posts. I think for instance Fucktard would be an appropriate title. Maybe have it flash in red.

I think humorless morons who need to have their hand held over reading words on the Internet, and going ballastic on the defense of their beloved game, seriously need to get a laugh-check up. I mean seriously if you guys can't laugh or realise what troll posts are or about, you guys need to take your pills again.

Guys if I really wanted to fuck around I would come on here with dynamically changing ip addresses and post another troll opinion under different names. But I ain't gonna do that, cuz right now I'm just having some lighthearted fun. For those of you who respond to these, you're the idiots. Why? Because us 'trolls' are simply getting a laugh at how worked up you all get over a nonsense post. You want to really get away or discourage trolls? Its simple. Don't feed us. Ignore us. You see their name, PASS OVER THE POST. YOU CAN DO IT. I KNOW YOU CAN. Jackasses, I am simply doing this to pass the time at work. All you're doing is making me crack up. IGNORE TROLLS or be retarded and answer. Or have some fun (gasp!) and post something funny showing how stupid the post really is. Damn.

Anyways.



http://img11.echo.cx/img11/468/enditnow3wc.jpg


ROFLMAO! Perfect facial expression. You sir, win at forumside.

[wu]

Oh and here is your literal quote from that link too which I loved...

Regardless of what is said here, the only person that is effected inside PS 'the game' is the dude that takes it personally and refuses to repair my DC max or TKs me on purpose because he can't take the heat. I'm certainly not going to be the one to do that because I play to win regardless of what is said on whatever forum.

Well Wu-cher, exactly my point. Why didn't you take your own advice and not get so worked up over some bullshit on a forum. Please feel free to twist again...

POW


What? I'm not taking anything in-game nor am I 'worked up' IRL, I'm typing at the keyboard just like you.....